Seniors texting codes – funny!

Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).                           

Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes!

Texting for Seniors as follows:

ATD –   At the Doctor’s

BFF –   Best Friend’s Funeral

BYOT –   Bring your own teeth

CBM –   Covered by Medicare

CUATSC –   See You at the Senior Center

DWI –   Driving While Incontinent

FWBB –   Friend with Beta Blockers

FYI –   Found Your Insulin

GGPBL –   Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA –   Got Heartburn Again

LMDO –   Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL –   Living on Lipitor

OMG –  Obama Must Go

OMMR –   On My Massage Recliner

ROFL..CGU –   Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!

TOT –   Texting on Toilet

TTYL –   Talk to You Louder

WTP –   Where are the Prunes

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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